I saw a Baldwin today but was too distracted to take it in.

So, I was walking down 17th and P and out of nowhere came a fucking Baldwin. I think it was Stephen, the really weird one that was in Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore but has now given up acting to be a psycho-Christian. He looked strange, I think, fake teeth - caps probably - but honestly, I didn't really pay attention because I was
a) talking to my mom on the phone
b) arriving at my destination of the bar and
c) worried that my red pants indeed give me a camel toe.

So, unless its the hot Baldwin, I ain't stopping.