While I can say with confidence that Versus is a great album, I must confess with the same confidence that it is not one to consider as background music whilst making out. In fact, "Rats" might be the least sexy song ever recorded. I hate to be the bearer of this sad news, especially because I will continue to enjoy Versus, as well as other well-loved Pearl Jam albums. However, I must admit, it will not be on rotation during intimate moments.
Shelby L. Thompson
P.S. A certain gentleman would like you to know that he agrees with the un-sexiness of this album, but will also continue to love it anyway.