Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Missing the Mark

Dear ModCloth,

It's too bad this dress (or, excuse me, "Frock") is so hideous that no one will buy it, therefore your attempts at raising money for Ovarian Cancer Research will fail completely.

However, because I have ovaries, and am I'm not totally cold-hearted - if I see anyone wearing it, I will donate the cost of the dress to Ovarian Cancer Research. That's a whopping $110, people.


My Heart is Black Not Blue

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