Can the Real Shelby Thompson Please Stand Up?

Wow. I've nearly been defamed, AGAIN. The infamous other Shelby Thompson on gmail not only still hates me, but is a total bitch. And she has this as her signature on email:


"If you can imagine it, you can achieve it; if you can dream it, you can become it."  -William A. Ward


I mean, SHUT UP. She tried to use a completely basic email address when hello, did she think she was the only Shelby Thompson on earth who would use gmail?!? What a dumb jerk. She can't handle an email invite to wine night? A string of emails requesting advise on a bride's maid dress? What is she, jealous of my life? I even wrote her once to apologize for the confusion and she not only didn't write me back, but answered another email to the chain something like this:


ALL - Please remove me from your email contacts.  I do not know any of you and will continue to mark any of these emails as spam.  Thanks.

-Shelby

Thanks to the people who know me, and like me - the REAL Shelby Thompson, the other one is soon to really know what SPAM is. (Insert evil laugh here).