"An attitude of gratitude brings opportunities."

Dear Random Homeless Man I Passed on My Lunch Break,

While I would like to extend my sincere appreciation for the sentiment, I think I'm gonna go with a solid no on your offer to "eat my pussy".

You're not really my type.

That's not to say that I'm against a little scruff, or men who are a little off the cuff. It's just, well... yeah.

But, in an effort to better myself (and to follow the advice of the words of wisdom that come my way), I would like to take the opportunity to offer the universe my attitude of gratitude for this request in the hopes that a more appropriate candidate will come along.

Okay thanks,
Shelby

P.S. Oh, and next time, try not to yell it so loud into the street. We ladies do like a bold man, but we also like a little discretion if you please.